Someone on the Avocado posted a spoken word poem from Ernest Cline that makes him seem like a really icky, immature person (45 years old is too fucking old to be such a goddamn titty baby), so… yeah. I'm not real hyped for this movie.

Good! Sunday was a packed day. Saw Dunkirk with a friend, then walked back to my place for Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks and some food and beer and weed.

So, cool when you do it, "stop watching" when someone else does it. Gotcha.

I've fully accepted that Coop is dead and we're left with Bob-Coop and Dougie-Coop. I've made my peace with that. But does Dougie needs so much goddamned screen time? Yeah, yeah, I liked the "damn good" line as much as anyone, but it was a really intense, riveting episode that went from 100 mph down to about 15 so…

What fun would comments be if we all agreed? Twin Peaks: The Return is going to be divisive, by design, so holding on to our gripes doesn't seem in line with the spirit of the show.

Whelp, I guess I better get to watching Justice League, then.

That whole part had me in hysterics. It kept building and building and building to so much tension—the tense conversation, the gunshot, the honking car, the screaming woman… and then a zombie-like little girl vomiting everywhere. And just the way that woman was screaming and Bobby's dead face. So, so good.

"Why is our 'Boy Wonder' old, short, fat and hairy?!"

We didn't design the goddamn thing to not talk about it, dude!

That, or it redefined Bruce Wayne as a nogoodnik from Boston who's, like, wicked scahed a' bahts!

The best Batman fight on film? Did you even see the 1966 version, bro?!

FOX Saturday cartoons, for sure, I grew up with. Eek! the Cat comes to mind.

Best part of To Wong Foo: Someone throws a bottle of liquor at John Leguizamo in drag and he responds, "Don't throw your mother at me!"

Satan: I knew I shouldn't have given him hell-escape-rocket-boosters!

"Son, if you don't say that movie was pure shit, you're grounded!"

Todd McFarlane's toy company also put out the Beatles action figures from "The Yellow Submarine" and I gave a girl the John Lennon one as a present, and I totally lost my virginity to her.

They should just use the same level of really bad CGI for the remake.

"Hey."
-Dali

I didn't get cable until like… two years ago. And I didn't get HBO of my own for the first time until a couple months ago. I finally feel like a damn grownup! But I grew up on some amazing reruns like you did. Loved me some Combat! or I Love Lucy.

Surrealiously!