Sarah Huckabee is one of those rare people who looks and sounds exactly as dumb as she actually is.

I want to make a movie about William F. Buckley called "Dumbass" where he keeps debating people and losing.

I liked Roanoke until it became one face-smashing after the other. It became incredibly unpleasant and simply repeated things we had heard about before. There was no real suspense, only depraved violence. I wasn't into it.

I know she's said a ton of racist things, but I dunno… she's just so OUTSPOKEN!

*stops, makes face, is annoyed*

I don't think so. Have you seen his wine cup? Yeeeesh.

See, when I was a kid, he had a cartoon and he voiced at LEAST two characters, so I've heard his voice… a lot.

The "Arya in disguise" thing for the premiere, in particular, was really lazy. She just did that! Like an episode ago!

Didn't Joe Six Pack get kicked out of hell for crashing the devil's truck?

I've seen it and it's okay! It… it really doesn't much feel like a Truffaut film, but it's decent. It's like, if I had to watch it again for a class or something, it wouldn't be so bad. But I'd probably never watch it on my own again.

I'd watch that.

I'm really glad that's the version of the song you linked.

And even then! Like, the first half is usually on a scale of good to really good. Greatest stories ever told? Like… they're pretty good, guys. But I guess Stan Lee getting misty-eyed to a "Pretty Okay Shows!" statement doesn't have the same impact?

"Sorry Feminists, But If The Wage Gap Exists, How Do Women Afford All Those Nice Soaps?"

Pitt. The. ELDER!

*time travels back in time to the Selma march*

"The Greatest Stories Ever Told."

"Man, in the 1800s, I'd totally be the guy to help the underground railroad. And in the 30s and 40s in Europe, I'd help hide Jews from those Nazi scumbags!"

"I'll call it… Westworld!"

If you can drink kambucha, you can drink rot-gut moonshine out of a tin cup.