Well, I'm gonna age like shit.

Tangential fart story:

Welllll… I mean, the Bush Administration and now the Trump Administration? If anything, the Saw movies come during a time of crisis.

I never saw any of the sequels, but I thought the first one was plenty stupid. The "dead" guy on the floor who ends up being the very much alive bad guy? He never had to cough, burp or fart once during that whole time? He's a professional fucking mime?

Oh, are you trying to say we're OLD? Because, mister—

No waayyy would he let that happen again!

Once that Simpsons gag became personally relevant to me, that's when I knew I was old.

I remember when TNG first hit Netflix I was like, "I'm gonna rewatch the whole damn thing!" and I was in for a rough couple weeks getting through the first two seasons, holy shit.

I only ever watched a handful of episodes of Star Trek Enterprise and this is the first time I'm finding out how awful that theme song was!

Not if he had chili, he can't!

I loved DS9 a lot, but TNG will always be my favorite because of the rewatchability factor. And the episodes are so varied! Some will be, goddamn, this is some serious shit. Other episodes, though, will be goofy as all hell, but so delightfully goofy.

*GASP*

As a person, I've heard nothing but shitty things about him. He's apparently an asshole, which I can dismiss and separate if it's worth it—Mel Gibson, for example, is a vile, racist scumbag, but I like his movies. But TJ Miller is also a horse-toothed, mouth-breathing, ugly-as-fuck, unfunny douche bag that I…

I really like the FRIENDS one.

All that dark and gritty got all over the Batmobile, man!

I feel like the NRA wouldn't ever blame anyone with a gun for any sort of murder. They'd probably look at the situation and go, "Black people with knives."

Yeah…. all the guns.

I'd like to think his version, instead of being a very serious picture, would just be exactly like an average episode of the TV show, blown up to feature-length and shot on 70mm.

It must have been that bean you had for dinner.

You know, I'm not a HUGE fan of Christopher Nolan, in that when I see one of his movies, I rarely feel a desire to rewatch them, but goddamn if I'm not glad that he's out there and that his movies are successful.