I think pound for pound, the scene that upset the most out of any movie I've ever seen was the sexual assault scene in Straw Dogs. It left me feeling fucking disgusted for a long, long time.

God, that part of the movie was awful.

Oh that's your answer for everything!

*sighs*

Where the hell were you five years ago, pal?!

Let the record show that Fake Socks made the drinky-drinky motion.

It was definitely an error on Netflix's end, because I backed out of it, went back in, and the same thing kept happening.

A dark twist at the end will reveal that we have, indeed, lost the meme war.

I have no idea!

I was watching the Abel Ferrera version on Netflix a few years back and something happened… a character picks up a phone and calls someone, and then, somehow, it switched over to the movie Traitor, and I was like, "Holy shit! Don Cheadle is in this movie? He looks the exact same age as now!"

Man, he was great in that. He deserved a much better movie than that.

I haven't been keeping up with this show, but in the first season, when Lucious gives Cookie a present and it ends up being a teeny, tiny pillow, I fucking almost died of laughter.

"We fired up the wrong one and… well, long story short, R. Kelly was eaten by a cannibal. Which is fine."

Groovy, man.

I was looking for my keys!

Let's reboot it again!

Did she ask about me?

Much like America, solely because they have nuclear weapons and are crazy enough to use them, so the rest of the actually-civilized world simply invites them to things because they don't want to die.

Quit Stalin and make with the puns!

Is Trump, Sr. Mo Green in this scenario? Please, god, let him be Mo Green.