Isn't the excuse the GOP uses for imprisoning and enslaving Black America that they're "tough on crime"? How can they profess that bullshit and let treason slide and still be able to sleep at night?

"The guy saw a Russian movie once and you want to investigate him for collusion?!"

I can see him wiggling around in a chair pathetically, too.

I feel as sorry for him as I do for Brock Turner being too depressed to eat steak.

It's been pretty entertaining watching conservatives excuse treason recently.

It just… ugh. It’s just such a weird and awful thing to do and I don’t understand it at all. It’s just fucked up.

That part in "Day" where the guy gets his head pulled off and his voice reaches such a high pitch has haunted my dreams for years.

I saw Dawn of the Dead as soon as I could once I found out Night of the Living Dead had a sequel that people apparently loved. I was NOT prepared for it. I wasn't expecting exploding heads and intestines in a legitimately great movie.

You're okay!

We've seen Night of the Living Dead together almost every Halloween since we've been together and she likes the remake, but she's never seen the original. She's gonna fucking love it.

Well, tonight's gonna be exciting! I found out that my girlfriend has never seen the original Dawn of the Dead! I get to watch it for the first time again vicariously through her!

Well, now I feel intensely dirty.

How did people find out the whole thing was bullshit? I'm pretty fuckin' pissed. I mourned the son of a bitch when he fake-died.

He even had a secret meeting with him during the G20 Summit and Republicans were like, "Eh…."

If E. Buzz Miller wasn't real, I can feel less bad about that time ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER called him "E. Bitch Miller".

"I'm tryyyyyying to eliminate health care!"

So is that real or not?!

Herman Cain is definitely Dougie-Coop.

Add that to the list of "Things that definitely happened but Republicans deny," like Global Warming or Sandy Hook.

I love Ignatiy Vishnevetsky for the most part, but he and I definitely differ on that movie.