Legal preserves guy over here!

Well, fuck. I'm gonna try to pretend everything I've read of the movie so far has been, "Eh, pretty good," so I don't have THAT preconception stuck in my head by the time I go to see it.

Me, too!

Unrelated:

It was already a TV movie starring Jack Lemon and Hank Azaria… so can we settle for you accidentally biting your tongue, burning your pants by drying them too close to a fire and having you burp on a thing?

Oh god, this talking turd always has something he wants to whisper close to my face!

For some reason, in the Night remake, it works better with all that awesome gore left on the cutting room floor. For me, it just works better not being particularly gory.

Yeah, but whenever I want to a montage of people getting hit in the nuts on YouTube, it's from AFV… so why not go straight to the source?

I feel like robots would end up becoming hardcore Scientologists and would cover up sex crimes for minor celebrities.

I think when it comes to Texas and other places known for their BBQ, it's because part of their culture is getting it RIGHT. When you go to a BBQ place somewhere else, they think "BBQ=sauce" and goddamnit! NO!

I'm guilty of the, "But when the other guy I like does it, it's good," inconsistency.

When someone doesn't agree with me on a movie, I usually don't care. I just don't. I know that people have different opinions and different tastes, so to me… it's just odd that I'd fault someone for having an individual taste.

I stopped asking for things like that after that damned Monkey Paw fucked me on Arrested Development's eventual return.

The very first DVD box set, I believe, doesn't have the pilot episode… because the rights of that one episode were in the air or something.

The tip-off that they're gross is that people call them "alligator pears" which is probably the STUPIDEST name for an avocado I've ever heard.

The one with Brian Dennehy?

The Beach, the movie, is one of those movies I know to be bad, but still love anyway.

Florida avocados are disgusting! They're gigantic and gross and mushy!

Lots of people get "the munchies" when they get high, but for me… the whole things gets too weird. I can't eat if I'm high. Chewing… swallowing… disgusting.

I usually hate this pissing contest that people have with food—oh, only good BBQ can be found in Texas! NY has the best pizza period, and everywhere else is literally vomit—but being from California, if someone from Florida starts talking about guacamole, I just think of those disgusting, water-based, so-called…