His segment "The Eye" of John Carpenter's Body Bags is pretty good! I mean, it's not a movie, it's a part of a movie… but still!

Awwwww what? I love the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

My interpretation: They think he's a zombie, but they don't bother checking because he's black.

I ended up watching Martin, oddly enough, because of Leonard Maltin's glowing review of it in his handy-dandy little movie guide.

Whatever happened to that restored version of Night of the Living Dead that Martin Scorsese's organization was involved with? I know there was a screening of it late last year, but was the deleted scene a part of it? Will they make it available on Blu-ray? I need to know these things!

So, if I just walk up a couple blocks, I'll be okay?

I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me

Gravy and ice cream.

I was going to post some modern slang as some half-assed "joke" response to your comment, but the only slang I could think of was, like, twenty years old.

I went to my first night club when I was 21 and was like, whelp, there've gotta be better ways than this to get laid.

I genuinely want to see this movie. It looks trashy as fuck, in the best way possible.

"keep punching left, buddy, it's working great"

I voted for Bernie in the primary, so he was definitely "my guy" too. When I say "hardcore Bernie supporter" I'm specifically referring to the assholes.

It's weird to think that not that long ago, we had a president who was charming. Like, at this point I'd take a president who can speak in complete sentences. But we had a president who made people laugh! With him!

It was funny to read comments on NPR recently from hardcore Bernie supporters rewriting history. "Look, after he lost, we threw our support behind Hillary."

I dunno, since he's a Democrat, he probably couldn't get away with it. The conservatives seeing a liberal acting that way? "Oh, he's bad for our children!" Never mind that in the fictional representation of Biden, all the gash he got was completely consensual. But you get a conservative to brag about fucking rape?…

Oh, I had an egg cream one time! The drink! I… enjoyed it.

My friends I saw it with apparently hate him (I listened to one of his songs yesterday for the first time, and yeah, it was awful, but I can ignore it), but even they thought the cameo was more funny than infuriating.

She's apparently amazing at making masks, so you know she's got an Ed Sheeran mask somewhere in her rucksack.

I hope you like it as much as I did!