If Game of Thrones won't kill him, by god The Simpsons will slit his throat… from EAR TO EAR.

Get out my house.

There are moments in The Room where you can see glimmers of—not a good film—but glimmers of a movie that isn't literally one of the worst films ever made. It's just clear that if Tommy Wiseau wasn't insane, he would have made a movie that's forgettable and nothing special, but technically okay.

I really hope the movie maintains the same structure, where it ends with a victory instead of a failure… sort of like how Ed Wood treated the premiere of Plan 9.

The chapter about what may or may not be the true story of how Tommy came to America is fucking heartbreaking. It's a really, really good book.

I ran into Philip Halidman, the guy who played Denny, at a bar in Phoenix and we chatted for a couple minutes (not too much about The Room, I figured he was exhausted talking about it), but one thing I wanted to see if it was true was that Tommy actually paid his actors pretty darn well, considering. And he went,…

Johnny is a good person! And stable! And… a vampire, I guess.

The barbecue chicken was delicious rice.

The best part about the green-screened rooftop set is that they shot in a parking lot in Los Angeles with a fake background to make it look like San Francisco… while Tommy Wiseau owns a building in Fisherman's Wharf with a view of the Golden Gate Bridge that they could have used. For free.

I've been anticipating this teaser the way people look forward to fucking Star Wars trailers.

In a few minutes, bitch.

The book is a must read. At one point he considered a twist where his character is a vampire who drives a flying car.

I'd guess people who already own the series on DVD but want to see "The Missing Pieces" without having to buy the entire box set.

I feel like every couple years, they need to make another Texas Chainsaw prequel.

There's a couple of those "I hate the AV Club and everyone who comment here" people. There's one, in particular, who seems to be very angry that the AV Club isn't pro-Trump because, back in the day, according to him, it wasn't like that. So, instead of simply being annoyed, he has to be an aggressive asshole.

This guy is the human version of a hot, wet shart. He's a troll, but not even a clever one.

Do you have a link to that interview, by any chance?

"Mr. Kelly unequivocally denies such allegations and will work diligently and forcibly to pursue his accusers and clear his name and get it back to where it was when it was just synonymous with courting underage girls and then, later, pissing on underage girls, not all this crazy cult shit."

You know what, though? Usually around Halloween, it's pretty good for Horror movies. It's got a fair amount of Lucio Fulci and some other unexpectedly good choices for that time of year.

"A rich conservative that went to war for PR for his wealthy family accidentally found himself in some real combat. We need you to sacrifice your entire platoon to save this piece of shit, to make sure he comes home and allows the survivors of this war to die of preventable diseases through his legislation."