VHS from Goodwill?

People talk about people with "punchable" faces and, dear god, his must be at the top of the list, no?

Really?! Dang, I just bought the blu-ray box set not that long ago so I don't really need to double dip but I'm glad Criterion did this.

Whatever happened to "in your face" redesigns, man?!

You had me at "hoo".

Penguin 2020!

And so, so many chickens to fry.

Major Dad's Army?

I also love to bitch, but I'm fucking exhausting today so I'll save my "Separate Peace Rant" for another day. I'll just civilly say that it wasn't for me. Plus the unreliable narrator bullshit.

The timeline we're actually in is much, much worse: That Tim Burton dials it in, makes mediocre-at-best films, and Donald Trump is President.

I deride your truth-handling abilities!

I grew up in meth country, so we had "abandoned trailer porn" instead of "old woods porn".

People just love to bitch, I think. Some of the books we had to really, really good! Others (A Separate Peace) were awful, but it seemed like the greats and the stinkers were always met with the same disdain.

Leiningen Versus the Ants was so fucking bad ass.

Sure was!

I love Michael Keaton of any era, but is there any way to go back in time and get 1985-1999 Tim Burton to direct this?

In the seventh grade, my English text book had a truncated version of a Twilight Zone episode that we ended up acting out as a play. I remember being really annoyed that everyone STILL had to roll their eyes at something we were reading, even though it was actually really, really cool. "I know, we're twelve. It's…

I don't even care of he ends up becoming Coop again or not at this point, but I just think this storyline needs to wrap up. At this point it's taken more time than any of the other meandering stories from Twin Peaks' tenure… it's outlived the Traveling Roadshow of James Hurley and Benjamin Horne Thinks He's General…

…narp?

The souls of men with bigger hands.