I liked that one movie he made. You know, the one where an older guy wants to fuck a younger woman?

As a bleeding heart liberal, I feel like the protection of criminals who would commit acts of violence or sexual violence against women, is not a conservative vs. liberal debate. They both do it. Liberals will bend over backward protecting Woody Allen, Roman Polanski and Johnny Depp, and I think it's fucking…

The state's attorney decided not to pursue the case because he felt it would be damaging to Dylan, but the judge described Woody Allen as "cold" and some other very unkind terms.

Well, I hope whoever robbed me was super disappointed when they got a grand total of, like $300. Was the felony worth it, dumbass? You robbed someone who's broke!

I can divorce myself from it pretty easily. But since I was a teenager in the early 00's, I feel like I was expected to give in to it, and thank the fuck Christ I didn't. Nu metal. Surge. Frosted, spiked hair. NSYNC. Butt rock. Shasta McNasty.

I had my checking and my savings both wiped out a couple months ago.

God, the early 00's were awful.

I'm a fucking crybaby. A lot of unexpected celebrity deaths have hit me like a ton of bricks and reduced me to tears.

Her face is so bizarrely STIFF, there. It's like she got a face lift at the age of 19 or something.

When You Get To Paragraph Three… No Words!!

I'd watch a Darabont-Gibson project in a split second.

I used to write for a website that actually paid me money to write! I'd never experienced that before. But I finally had to stop because they would slap a click-baity headline on my shit. And one time, I guess, they took offense to an article I wrote where I referred to myself as "white trash" so they just left it…

You should have your kid watch "Primer" and tell him that it's Back to the Future.

No! Stop suggesting that!

True story: I saw Nothing But Trouble on TV while sick as fuck and for years I thought it was a fever dream.

Caddyshack is one of those movies I just don't get. But that's fine. One day I expect my nephew to be like, "You really think Billy Madison is funny?"

*sniff*

You haven't even talked in 9 whole episodes, pal!

I don't really see anyone here talking about how cool it was, but sure, go ahead. We're all idiots. You're smarter than everyone.

'94, '95, '97 and '99 were fucking crazy good years for movies.