I'll never not adore Reese Witherspoon.

I can't believe that the David O. Russell of Three Kings is the same David O. Russell of… everything else he's done lately.

Right. Look at the color in a movie like Pan's Labyrinth… it LOOKS great and it's so pre-planned for a specific purpose.

Just like anything else, in the right hands, the overdone digital color correction of that era was done really well (Roger Deakins doing it for O, Brother; The Matrix; Sleepy Hollow), but when stupider, less-talented hands went nuts with it, it ended up being the ugly-ass default for like fifteen years.

Bashir and O'Brien is my favorite on-again/off-again bromance of all time.

I just came here to say that Walter White's stupid pork pie hat was not cool.

That's not how it ends, though! It ends with him getting swatted to death!

"Goddamnit, Quark! I'm not gonna do your Vulcan Love Slave scenario today or any other day!"

I swear, there used to be a time when America was at the forefront of this kind of shit.

That one was really surprising. I'm not a fan of the movie (that's a debate for another day), but I do appreciate that Clint Eastwood tricked a huge flag-waving, jingoistic audience into watching a drama about PTSD.

*shark winds up in her swimming pool*

"I need to hide from this shark on an island!"

What, you didn't like the one where the shark was… a curse? What the fuck was that movie about again?

I can't believe that in 1975, one of the highest-grossing films of that year was Dog Day Afternoon. It's a great movie!

Seeing the latest Transformers movie pretty much tank at the box office did my heart good. It's a very, very small step in the right direction.

My cat has a foot fetish and sometimes it's embarrassing when friends come over.

I saw Jaws in the theater last night. The audience was much younger and the theater was much more packed than I expected it to be. I thought there'd be like five people my age or older, but instead it was a packed house filled with teenagers and pre-teens.

Describing Phoenix's weather as perfect makes me irrationally mad. It's like saying something wrong on purpose. It's like saying ice cream is bitter and hot!

Oh, WOW! He looks so much like the Beetlejuice dude from Howard Stern.

Actually, no! Crime's not too bad, but every once in a while we'll get weird shit… like a guy perched up who shoots at cars on the freeway and does it for months without being caught.