Who isn't a Nazi these days?

Poor guy's hooked on the 'nip pretty hard, last I heard. Doing anything he can for a fix, taking belly rubs from people. Sad.

You know, she reminds me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

It's a hard thing to screw up, but when someone DOES screw it up? Jesus fucking Christ. It's the worst.

I remember it taught me that glass was melted sand! I didn't know that before.

My favorite line of that episode: "Well, I thought the rape scene went really well."

When they're responsible for forests burning down and shit I just wanna grab one of those damn beetles and really lay into him. "You happy now, you son of a bitch? Because everyone you know BURNED ALIVE! You selfish fuck!"

The problem is finding ones who look like white guys.

You son of a bitch! You made me Google that and everything!

I haven't seen them since I was a kid, but I remember liking both Return of Jafar and the animated series. By the time third one came out, with Robin Williams returning, I was fucking exhausted and still haven't seen it to this day.

It's, like, even in our breakfast cereals, man!

You're thinking of Lucy Lawless!

I ended up eating a sandwich from Sprouts. It was alright! Turkey and hummus.

A walking taco sounds like something you should blast with a shotgun.

I'd have sat down and ate 64 slices of American cheese.

"This? Some monstrosity from the Yum-Yum corporation. It's pizza, chips, a burrito and a taco all at the same time."

David Brooks should get drinks with the Atlas Shrugged movies.

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That's the costume he wears when he sneaks into bed with sleeping women.

My shitty super power is that I can eat things that are incredibly hot. Not spicy. Just, like, I can eat chicken straight out of the fryer without burning my mouth.