For me, the epitome of repeating basically the same quest is the Minutemen quests in Fallout 4. "Hey I know you're not done rescuing that farmer's son for the 6th time, but this other farmer's daughter is missing in the exact same way…"

That's cool, I'm just looking for a brief, intense love affair. I'm cheating on Skyrim, not getting re-married.

I never noticed until now how many mystery holes I have in my walls. Just a black speck in the paint. I'll be doing something and then I'll drop everything to walk over and make sure it's not alive. Just weird specks made from tacks or something in the walls from over the years.

Not great!!

Lots and lots of people are pretty, but she's one of the few where if she asked me a basic question like, "What time is it?" I would just stammer and stutter like an idiot.

Can I just make a biopic called Dumbass and have it be about him getting his ass kicked in debate after debate until he finally dies?

Dances With Wolves, How Green Was My Valley and Shakespeare in Love deserve honorable mentions

William F. Buckley was a glutton for punishment, constantly debating people who were better and smarter than him and being made to look a fool again and again and again. Like when he lost his shit debating Gore Vidal and looked like a complete bitch.

This might be the only time "Great Job, Internet" and "Wes Anderson" have collided to actually show something really cool.

Fuck, if Real-Life Trump strung that sentence together, he'd drop dead shortly after.

I've always considered the result of Trump's presidency itself to be a make of break moment for the country, but I think you're right that the result of the investigation will kind of be the moment within that moment—the catalyst, I suppose.

Hugo Weaving has had an amazing career and has been lucky enough to have been in so many huge, high-profile projects. But while to everyone else he'll always be synonymous with Elrond or Mr. Smith, he'll always be Mitzi to me.

His ardent supporters keep being like, "Oh, what, you're gonna make a big deal out of someone he knows eating borscht once?"

I know it's not the reaction I should have, but I'm always happy when I see that there are violent dirt bags outside of America.

I can't fucking wait for the results of that investigation, holy shit. It'll either be a crazy, historical finding and there'll be people handcuffed, and it'll be like a flashback scene you'll see in a Forrest Gump remake in thirty years.

"I just love making liberals mad. That's why I commit all sorts of acts of treason and wipe my ass with the Constitution. Those snowflakes, I tell ya…"

I love—no, wait, am disgusted by—the idea that Trump is the big, tough conservative they've all been waiting for. This fat, balding, orange, bully that's either so fucking weak or so fucking scared that he can't even take stairs.

"We need to protect America and its citizens at all costs, so that's why we spend like 85% of our budget on tanks, guns, jets, missiles, weapons of mass destruction and the proliferation of nuclear weapons designed to level entire cities."

"I don’t think anybody knows that it was Russia that broke into the DNC. She’s saying Russia, Russia, Russia—I don't, maybe it was. I mean, it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, okay?"

Yeah, that's an easy thing to avoid, thank the fuck Christ, because every time they express an interest in something, the people responsible for its creation say something like, "Stop using my creation, you brain-dead morons."