"I keep telling you! I was GOING to sell Russia the nuclear codes but I missed my flight!"
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The problem, though, is that they're stupid and easily swayed by people who love violence. So, if Bernie wants to win over the Trump supporters, he's gonna have to start talking about his brand of economics socializing guns.
The Atlantic perfectly summed this up with, "If there was no collusion, it wasn't for lack of trying."
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It means people are disagreeing with me! HATE SPEECH!
One time I had an idea for a sitcom about the President falling, bumping his head and having amnesia, so we have a president who just shoots from the hip, is totally informal and says whatever he wants to say, press be damned.
Well excuuuuuuse me if I ate way too much… three times in one day. Every single day.
I have a joke about O.J. Simpson!
I just pretend it never happened! Like so many other awful things…
Jesus, why did I Google that? What a despicable person.
She was really out of line when Milo Yiannopoulos's supporters made her life a living hell for her. What a fucking bully.
If it's anything like Milo and Otis, it'll be an inhumane killing factory of Milos and Trumps.
I was reading on NPR that one of the bizarre things about Trumpcare is that tanning salons, of all things, would benefit from a tax break.
I hear there are ghosts, apparently?
I like pigs. For so many reasons. Truffle pigs, for example. Pigs for to eat, if that's your thing. They're also cute and smart.
*somber voice*
I hope the result of this lawsuit is that everyone involved is shot into the sun.
He saw a Kubrick movie once and said, "THAT IS SO COOL!"