Who the fuck thought it was a good idea for Kevin Smith to direct a movie he didn't write? In his best movies, the strength is clearly in the writing, not the direction.

"I can assure you that this is not in the least bit amusing!"

Bill Maher is that guy you went to high school with who was kind of funny sometimes, but mostly just an asshole, who believed he was very, very, VERY intelligent, despite maybe being above-average at best… but had an ego the size of a fucking pickup truck. Well, Bill Maher is what happens when you give that guy a…

Treating Korean women with disdain?

Yeah, the quotes on that make it seem like a joking suggestion. Like, "Oh… surrre, yeah. Doooon't touch!"

Lousy Smarch political elections!

And too hard!

I just usually hate most celebrities' kids. I'm not saying that it's right, just that I do.

When this Zelda game was brand new I told my girlfriend I needed to make a friend who had a Switch. I was at a book club meeting at a woman's house and her kids were playing it and I was like, "Man, is this the new Zelda?" So my girlfriend goes, "You're not going to befriend a nine-year-old, Billy."

I really need to make a friend with a Switch, man.

Thank the fuck Christ, no haha.

I didn't bother listening to the radio AT ALL this time out because I still had memories of Fallout 3. "This is Three Dog… AROOOOO!"

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Honestly, though, you're the most offended person here. You're offended over amicable objections. If art makes you think, it can make you also think, "Maybe that line about the Jews wasn't a good idea." I've perused the comments and I'm not seeing the pitchforks you're talking about.

For god's sake, no one tell him who's president!

*people having polite conversation*

Yes, I listened to the song. No, I don't think being a fan is necessary because so what? So what if I'm listening as a fan or not? Do I have to be acquainted with him over fucking coffee and breakfast to know his entire personality for his lyric to NOT be incredibly stupid?

I don't think Jay-Z is antisemitic or racist, I just think he was being an idiot. But this "It was art!" bullshit is as fucking limp and half-assed as the "It was satire!" defense.

You seem smart.

"If anything, this awful stereotype is a compliment!"