JAY-Z IS ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER?

The artistry of Mel Gibson's drunken rants… gorgeous. Makes me weep from the beauty of… look, I just wanna be bigoted, okay?!

You’ve clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them next to you in an attempt to pass them off as Jewish people. A Mounds bar is not a Jewish person! A Twizzler is not a Jewish person! A Jolly Rancher is not a Jewish person, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here!

Uh…. huh. Because that's exactly what this is.

I just really wish this family would vanish.

I can't believe he's going to actually tsue him!

I wonder if he and that Uber guy hang out together.

Jay-Z really likes Willem Dafoe bush!

Apparently her hair was nice enough for even Beyonce to take notice. That shit ain't cheap.

Well, I'll get mad at ANYTHING. I'm old and the world doesn't make sense to me anymore!

The thing is, I really just don't give a fuck about this inciter of hatred being potentially revealed to the world. If he wasn't such a fucking coward, he'd have outed himself. But, considering the thing he believes, he's a little bitch. I have zero goddamned sympathy toward someone who faces ruin because of the…

Something Warren Buffet said is that whenever you're doing something, imagine that a full recap of your day's events will be in tomorrow's newspaper. If someone outed me as scrappybilly to the public, I wouldn't give a fuck. "He kinda likes Titanic?! My GOD!!"

And neither is outing a racist troll.

When a liberal politician does something awful, like send pictures of his penis to underage girls, he's usually ostracized by everyone. When a conservative politician physically attacks someone, assaults them, he's just showin' them thar snowflakes a little bit of reality!

Because of everything going on in the world of politics, I had totally forgotten that a politician literally bodyslammed a reporter and was fucking praised for it and in no way punished.

I kinda do. I have to admit my ignorance on the wrestling meme itself.

Are not!

I kinda do. I have to admit my ignorance on the wrestling meme itself.

Even if Ted Cruz says something that's NOT odious, something I halfway even agree with, I'll just be like, "I dunno, dude… remember that time you ate a booger?"

It's our job as commenters to be repetitive. Our job. Our job. Repetitiveness is our job!