The leader of the communist party was being funded by Russia?!?! I HAD NO IDEA!!

I mean, did Josh Groban even say anything like that or is Hannity so anti-satire that he literally believes that all satire is incest jokes about Trump fucking his daughter?

The only way to make sense of Breitbart comments is to huff a bag of paint for five minutes, punch yourself in the balls, and throw on a "Make America Great Again" hat and then dive into the comments. And then you'll be able to make logical conclusions from Russia to liberalism to it being alright because your…

"Yeah, well, that's what I thought until I read up on what Russia thinks of the gays, and well, they're not so bad! And that Putin fella? The way he just kills people he disagrees with? I guess what I'm saying is that Obama was a pussy and that I'm so anti-liberal that I'm literally advocating for treason."

Oooohhh Mr. Fancypants Obama likes "dijon" on his hamburger!

I dislike a lot of political commentators, but Sean Hannity is one of the few people I feel like is really rotten inside and I would derive a lot of joy out of having something terrible happen to him and his stupid fucking haircut.

How dare you make jokes!!!

What the fuck incest jokes is Hannity talking about?

Why do morons use "elite" as an insult?

It's knife to see you've kept your sense of humor!

28 Years Later will just be about the vicious crowds on Record Store Day.

I've been sleepy all damn week! Nodded off for like two seconds at the movies on Friday, slept through the last five minutes of a documentary last night. I'm a mess!

Well, this is really sad. I hate to see anyone going through this kind of drama. I hope everything turns out okay for everyone.

Good! Had a Phoenix meetup on Saturday with ol' Gus Sheridan and Mexican Blade Runner and it was a lot of fun!

With that wise-cracking sorting hat in the middle?

Is the last half hour almost entirely special effects?

Speaking of Amazon Prime and weird dubbing, there's this weird fucking show on there my nephew watches that's, like, dinosaur action figures and they're all dubbed by a strange, Russian man. Watching it gives me that weird, "How did I wind up on this part of the Internet?" feeling.

I guess that guy coughing his guts out behind me is STILL ILL

Whenever someone goes to see this in the theater, someone should come out to apologize, but the film has been canceled tonight.

I'd settle for a Malibu Stacey doll with Spider-Man's voice.