What the fuck is so hard to understand about that? YES. Emphatically YES it's fucking creepy.

See also: He shouldn't have been there if he didn't want to be accused.

And it's only fucking Tuesday!

Maybe he makes women touch their noses and recite the alphabet backward before he has sex with them?

I just feel like he's kind of asking for it using those kinds of words. If he didn't want me to call him a rapist, there are ways to shut that down.

DeWario approves! HAHAHA!!

If your reaction to being accused of being a rapist is to call the act itself one of the wildest nights of your life, brag about how good she was as a call to her being sober, you're a fucking piece of shit and probable rapist.

Back in the pre-Internet days, if you were a kid and you wanted to see naked ladies, you took what you got. At one point, I had "Baja" which I think has Molly Ringwald naked in it, too.

I remember Millennium from when I was a kid and I remember it scaring the fucking shit out of me and I've been wanting to rewatch it for a long time. Netflix or Hulu or Amazon needs to put it out there for streaming.

Lance Henriksen has had such a wild, amazing career. He deserves the attention of some high-profile, quirky director like Quentin Tarantino or Wes Anderson to be giving him bit parts in prestigious films.

Martin Campbell is pretty fucking solid. Green Lantern wasn't great, sure, but GoldenEye and Casino Royale were fun, and Mask of Zorro was better than it had any right to be.

Moose and squirrel!

I need to watch Inland Empire. I went out and bought it when it was brand new on DVD, watched about an hour of it and I was like, "Damn, I'm glad I'm not high right now," but passed out because I'd had a long day. I still own it and for some reason the idea of watching it is a huge, daunting task that I keep…

But which "Mad Men" episode would make the list? The one where everyone does speed, or the one where Don has a fever dream during that serial killer scare?

No one's giving any love to "The Elephant Man," which seems to divide a lot of Lynch fans, but I fucking love that movie.

The charity is indeed getting the money, so yes. She is giving money to charity. Her utilizing tax loopholes doesn't make that money that the charities are getting any less real. They're getting it.

And you don't think it's weird that Depp wants to get the tax write off for the donation to charity? But if Amber Heard wants it, that's a fucking problem? Who gives a shit if she's dispersing it or however she's doing it? It just seems like Depp can do no wrong. Amber Hear is rumored to be acting erratically, but…

This episode was very much like if David Lynch was allowed to make a fourth "Qatsi" movie.

Do you have a source on any of this? That she was drunk in court? That she's using the money for an elaborate payout?

I dunno, there's something just sort of icky about the Conjuring movies. The Warrens are, of course, shit-bags and con artists who regularly provide "expert" advice that mentally ill people are possessed by the spirit of a werewolf, but these movies also make the "bad guys" out to be innocent women who were hung as…