One long-ass, 2.5-hour or 3-hour long movie was all that book needed. It's a damn good book, but adaptations aren't supposed to take every aspect of the book into consideration. Slavish recreations aren't the only way to adapt material to the big screen.

That was the thing to do for a while there, to split up the last whatever into two things and while it's still going on, it's lesser. They even split up the last seasons of Mad Men and Breaking Bad.

I really, really wish he'd done The Hobbit.

Okay, so? So she was guilty of something before and is thus unable to be a victim of it? That's specious reasoning and you know it.

But Doug Stanhope said he ate dinner with them and he wasn't beating the shit out of her in that moment so I know for a FACT that Johnny Depp didn't do it!

"I'm kind of a nerd! I know someone who once saw a Star Trek."

I replayed FF2 (or four or however people wanna title these things) pretty recently and goddamn it's still so much fun.

I've always liked that idea, where you tell the story of someone just on the outskirts of the familiar, big story everyone knows. Like I want to see a story about some kid who goes to school in the Elm Street universe, who keeps having classmates murdered around them. They're not being targeted, but it's making shit…

I assumed there was some sort of creative differences things going on, but the crew cheered when they heard the news? Jesus. I wonder what the set must have been like.

I'll never not think of Ebert's review when I think of High Tension:

I just want to know who the hell read the Dark Tower novels and was like, "This could definitely make for a good Matrix rip-off, except with a plucky young kid showing the main character things."

I've been kind of frustrated with this season as a whole, particularly with how slow it is to actually have anything happen. Dougie-Coop has been shambling around for how many episodes? Just little things like that. Here comes an episode that goes backward, resolves nothing, and I fucking loved it. Twin Peaks: The…

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I saw it on HBO when it was new when I was like 11 years old, but it's actually really good! It was perfect entertainment for pervy pre-teen children because it tricked them into watching something entertaining.

Fine, you bastards! The one scene I liked from that movie was garbage! You happy now? You broke me!

Oh, wow, I finally had to look up the trailer for that and… yeah, what they fuck were they thinking? Who the fuck does the voice of that dog?! He is truly America's worst enemy today.

Ghost… mutt!

You don't know Jack Russell shit what you're talking about.

I own "Bound" on tape and I can never suggest watching it without looking like a weirdo to my girlfriend. I guess it's bound to remain unwatched.

"if the Wachowskis had presented themselves as women 20 years ago, would The Matrix even exist?"