That's not fair! It had… uh… that freeway scene was pretty cool, right?

BETA CUCK SNOWFLAKE SAFESPACE PEPE!

I have a naked lady fetish.

If this were the 90s, I'd just get Jim Carrey to spray bronzer all over himself and put shoes on his knees.

Spike Lee angrily tweets picture of "Gigantic Asses"

I thought the first picture up above was Dinklage and I was like, "Fuuuuuuuuck, man, that's good."

Yeah, sexual assault in the same conversation regarding a failure to have consensual sex. If your guy is a billionaire and can't get laid, and instead gropes random women, sexually assaults them and grabs them by the genitals—it means he's a fucking failure as a human being.

You gotta at least add some humorous imagery, like his tiny little hands waving while he’s like, “No, please!”

We solved racism the conservative way: We pretended that every minority murdered by the cops deserved it until they were all dead!

If he keeps threatening the president, he'll be a Dead Man.

Depp should have said that he shouldn't have said it, but it was, after all, just locker room talk.

My Dinner with Tupac.

You mean I don't get the film rights to somebody's life just because I interviewed them?

I don't like playing online, so simply watching videos of people online playing Friday the 13th has been pretty sufficient for me.

My hand is just about of equal size.

The strongest, healthiest president we've ever had:

I really wish he'd directed the Suspiria remake. I don't think remaking Suspiria is a good idea… but with DGG directing, it had a CHANCE at being decent.

Remember that time he was bragging about sexual violence and how awesome it was?

It explains a lot, though, no?

I love it when Lord Grantham rigs it so that the walls on the outhouse fall down with Bates is in there taking a shit.