I had an idea for a comedy show I could have: I would "prank" people! People would be walking to their car or going home after a long day, and I'll—hahahaha!—convince them that their loved ones are all dead!!

<gene>BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!!</gene>

"Do you smell what The Mom is cookin'?!?!"

That movie came out when I was 12 or 13, and I remember asking my friend if he's seen Wild Things and he goes, "Is that the movie where you can see Kevin Bacon's dick?"

"Ooohhhh! I eat a lot of deli meats and don't drink very much water when I'm at work! Oowwwwww!"

David Gordon Green has had such an odd career. His good films are amazing and his bad films are terrible. He still has great potential and I hope this turns out good. He's a director I love rooting for.

I wanted to try the "Impossible Burger." It's a long story, but I was going to take a weekend trip to Vegas and while I was there, go ahead and try the Impossible Burger. I didn't get to go, I went to LA instead, but my pure, random fucking chance, I was walking somewhere and saw a restaurant touting that they had…

Well, you should go see it! It's been asking about you.

I was a fan of this season, much more so than a lot of people were this year, it seems.

Dude, stop trying to get in on your old films whenever someone does something with it that looks exciting. You gotta fucking STOP, MAN!! Just stop! I don't think anyone needs to see a Blade Runner film that's somehow ashamed of being a Blade Runner film.

Hey real quick, are we doing Saturday or Sunday? Saturday is the 1st.

I'm in!

Another question: Why wouldn't the police WANT to get rid of the people making them look bad? Why would they protect those idiots?

It's still really, really sad, but I still think Xanderpuss is making a valid point in light of the frequency in which Black people in this country, who would be in the same position, would just be straight-up fucking murdered by the police or never, ever, ever given the attention that this kid got.

It's so fucking sad.

There's really no way to believe Philando Castile was at fault without also saying, "I'm a horrible racist."

His defense, though, did claim that his pedophilic impulses were a result of eating so many Subway sandwiches.

Forget it, Broccoli… it's Americatown.

The judge and I seem to differ on this quite a bit. Because to me, "good intentions" aren't synonymous with pulling an attempted Travis Bickle after going crazy on alt-right message boards.

According to dumbasses online, he didn't get shot because he had some fucking RESPECT for law enforcement and surrendered as soon as the cops arrived.