People like Alex Jones, who proliferate these kinds of lies that wind up in violence, need to take responsibility, too, for allowing shit like this to happen.

I love that it's a Cannon Films production.

Yeah, there's really nothing "manly" about Trump at all. He's a fucking rapist and he's a little fucking bitch.

I saw Ariel Pink once something like twelve years ago in Tucson and I had an amazing time.

Runaway Train is "largely forgettable?"

Yeah, your big, tough American hero is an old, mean, bald fat ass who looks like he's wearing a diaper.

I never got around to seeing it. Should I check it out? I finally watched the trailer and it looks funny, but does it deliver on the "ha ha"?

The director's cut of Pearl Harbor, to me, is particularly icky. Like, the movie was shot with a PG-13 rating in mind, and then Michael Bay made an R-rated version by adding CGI blood and gore to some of the scenes for a special edition DVD release. Like, "Hey, I thought you might enjoy this bad, bland movie more by…

It's clear that the GOP isn't going to do anything about this asshole, so when is he going to finally get tired of being president and just fucking quit?

I love that LBJ recording where he's talking to his tailor drunk as fuck.

And whenever the conversation is about sex or marriage, they make it about fucking dogs.

I'm not sure which season of King of the Hill is best, but all I know is that season four had three amazing episodes in a row. You had Aisle 8A, this one, and then the Thanksgiving one at the airport. Those three are all in my top 10 episodes of all time.

"It wasn't easy, but I successfully made a super white movie even whiter!"
-Sofia Coppola

Ted Cruz and that emoji have the exact same eyebrows.

It took me a long time to realize my specific fetish: Gay incest robot flute porn. Thanks, Alien: Covenant!

I'm thirty years old, but I still don't like to be super open in front of my parents about smoking weed. So last time I was visiting home, I made an apple into a pipe and forgot to throw it away and my dad found it. He was all, "I think this apple's gone bad! It stinks!"

Everything about Brock Turner made so much sense when his dad was like, "My poor boy can't eat steak anymore!"

But in all seriousness, what a disgusting, reprehensible piece of absolute shit. Fuck him for everything. Fuck him and his "being accused is worse than rape" bullshit. I'm going to have a barbecue on the day that he dies.

Step one, ya seeee… you gotta be a man! A STRONG man, awwww-ah ha ha ha!

I don't think they ever called him "Superman" in Man of Steel, either.