Yeah, I know what you're talking about, heh-heh.

Maybe if someone used Tupperware the leftovers wouldn't have dried out!!

*celebratory slow motion sequence rife with washed-out lighting and song that doesn't match*

In some interview a million years ago, he was watching some JCVD movie, but he'd fast forward past all the story parts.

My favorite JCVD story is from the "Street Fighter" movie, where he rolled into work fucked up, hungover and just not doing great from a coke and booze binge. There's an elaborate, expensive shot with explosives rigged and they have one chance to get it right and halfway through, he goes, "Wait, can we do this again?"

I also love the other article, "I Hope My Baby Don't Come Out All Fucked Up And Shit."

Remember when the NRA was all for responsible gun ownership, including background checks and making sure safety was a priority?

Bring back Wilford Brimley!

Can someone just tell me what it is? I'm lazy.

If the Internet couldn't prevent a Trump presidency, it would be powerless against Ewoks.

Hey, Maximum Carnage was a shitty comic, but it was a pretty okay video game.

Hey, remember when he was talking about all of the civilians he murdered while he ate fucking cake?

The original Blade Runner has haunted me my entire life. I like it just fine. I do! I think it's a visually-stunning film, very mature and adult, well-written, well-acted, well-directed… but I just don't fucking like it. I don't dislike it. It's just kind of there, existing, and I admire the craft that went into…

Maaaannnnn I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm so close to 20,000 comments which… Jesus fucking Christ, what did I do with my life? But if this profile shuts down, I don't want to start over. I'll probably just use my Disqus account to go to AV Club After Dark, I'd imagine.

As an unabashed lover of more-than-enough King novels, I think he's a better short story writer. "The Man in the Black Suit" is one of my favorite anythings of any writer ever.

Stephen King is my favorite author that I love to talk shit on. When his books fail, they're fun to pull apart and dissect and see what went wrong. When his books succeed, it's easy to understand why he's as successful as he is.

Really? I thought "The Big Green" was one of those movies that didn't really exist, except in trailer form. Like "Step Kids" from the TMNT 2 VHS.

When I first saw it, I loved it so much that I ran out and bought it. That DVD is still in its original packaging. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Yeah, it's actually a really nice hotel, too! It's within walking distance of my job, so it worked out. There's a couple of "ho"-named hotels around Phoenix. Maybe when they named it that, it was a simpler time? I dunno.

There's probably a "fuck this shit" thread, but Disqus hides shit when there's a ton of comments.