Hey another Phoenix commenter!

I just wanted to say that I really liked A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night.

The most infuriating thing about Dougie is how predictable what he gets into is. It’s like, okay, he’s going to repeat someone, that person will misconstrue that as something else, and everything will work out in Dougie’s favor as he sort of staggers through life.

It was definitely before.

If you have trouble squeezing out man gold, get your prostate checked.

I'd be happy with a Nolan treatment of Wonder Woman. Better-than-expected origin story, really fucking good second movie, baffling-as-fuck third movie with tacked-on happy ending.

Wonder Woman 2 could go one of two ways:

What I used to masturbate to when I was a teenager.

"You have to clean up strange, sticky fluids left by the phantasms and sometimes they wail and cry throughout the night!"

I'm not 100% sure, no. I'm about 75% sure, but a good chunk, 25% of me, thinks that she was like, "Fuuuuuck this," and bombed the date for fun.

I'm not picky.

I'm just glad that when Katie Holmes finally got naked, it was for a Sam Raimi movie. It made rewinding that scene on VHS feel less gross somehow.

Yeah, when she whipped those things out, it reminded me of Snoopy's house… you know, where it looks like a normal dog house, but you step inside and it's a mansion?

I was thinking the same thing. I put up with a lot more than "bumps in the night" for a lot less in my current job. Can a ghost really be that much worse than a shitty client?

Oh, I was just desperate. I was going through a year-long dry spell, so I was like, "Sure, ghost in my backseat. She doesn't like me? Well, I'll get the little ragamuffin some ice cream, then! See? I'm awesome!"

I went on a date with a girl something like ten years ago and she believed in ghosts. Like, a lot. We drove by a "haunted house" and she said that there was the ghost of a little girl now in my backseat and that the ghost didn't like me.

I've been trying to think of movie universes too stupid to do, but I think of all of them stand a good chance at actually happening.

Daniel Day-Lewis will play a well-dressed Jar-Jar Binks in Phantom Thread.

When I used to live in the country, I had a cat that straight up left me a pile of intestines to step into. I don't know what the fuck she killed, but it was big. Perhaps a human child? I'll never know.

I also enjoy having a cat because I can leave her alone for a night without feeling like a shitty pet-owner.