Ah, Dario Argento to you, too, sir!

I've been seeing a lot of conservatives putting up this argument, this whole, "What are you trying to bring about WWIII? Bring the Cold War back?"

Yeah, I'm only judging her on one small bit out of a bit I've seen of hers, so I'm totally not being fair, but she had to make her comment about comedy, in general, gendered. If you think most comedians suck, most comedians suck. There's no sense in making it about women comics not living up to their potential, when…

She has a breakthrough bit on women eating salads on dates!

Funny standup has the ability to make me laugh harder than anything else. I'm like Homer watching standup going, "Oh! Oh! It's true! We're so lame!" It has the ability to be the funniest thing.

I went to an open mic just once and holy fucking shit, I wanted to be invisible. It was embarrassing as fuck for everyone involved. I was embarrassed being in the goddamned audience. Some of these jokes I wanted to be like, "How did you think this was FUNNY?! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're not just kind…

Yeah, and the answer to the question, "Hey, what's my one friend up to?" is usually, "Jesus, sorry I asked!"

I see you're still using Friendster. Well, my good man, you're about to see the future! MySpace allows you to edit your own HTML!

Facebook is great for being able to be like, "Hey, what's my one friend up to? Oh, he went to Paris. Good for him!" It's less good for giving people a platform to espouse their worldview.

I'm just picturing the big-time fan on Burning Love who get to join the cast that everyone openly hated.

My personal favorite movie of his is Born of the Fourth of July. I also dig Natural Born Killers, but I understand that it's probably actually a terrible movie with some good ideas. I just like it.

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Don't worry, buddy. If you look back at any time, the world has always been shitty.

Oh, heavens no, because if you stepped in and stopped something like that from happening, you would have to admit that you take part in an environment so toxic that sexual assault is a very real possibility. If you ignore it, though, you can pretend it never happened and it lets you off the hook!

Oliver Stone is like the text book definition of an artist I need to disassociate with their work. When he's been on, he's been so, very incredibly on. He's made a lot of movies that I adore. But, as a person, he's the fucking worst. And it's a shame that every movie he's made recently has basically been political…

I guess the New Beverly has actually SHOWN The Whole Bloody Affair, I guess the plans to release in on DVD just dissolved for some reason?

I hope they have a training mascot similar to Blockbuster's Buster Sales.

I love the Kill Bill movies. They're oddly personal. You can really feel Quentin Tarantino spilling his guts on film in a way he hadn't really done before. Are they perfect? No, not even close. But they're so damn unique and ambitious in a way he's never reached since.

The truest Simpsons quote about life there is:

Eh, the kids like her. And for once in my miserable, cynical life, I don't object to the kids liking someone.