I love that the girl in that dance sequence sometimes is clearly a very muscular dude.

Kevin Bacon's breaking the law left and right. I clearly saw him dancing on a bicycle IN NEW YORK in Quicksilver.

Can this human garbage fire just die in a false flag mass shooting?

Trump is if you smooshed together Thurston Howell and the Skipper.

You know goddamned well there's chocolate hamburgers somewhere in America.

There was an episode of "This American Life" where people shared stories like this, like people who were all around smart people, but for whatever reason kept believing one weird, stupid thing almost their whole lives. Like Ira Glass thought that the Nielsen ratings only polled people whose last name was "Nielsen"…

Writing in "Jill Stein" was the equivalent of writing in "Gilligan", then?

Working the night shift in a call center for over a year taught me a lot about people. It taught me that if you're gonna work in a call center, work the night shift, because if you're gonna get weird, why not go whole hog?

One time I thought I was looking at a possum in a tree, but it was actually an albino raccoon!

He's looking like Seth Rogen up there, yeah?

Well, according to some very informative comics I've been reading by Jack Chick, you shouldn't be joking about this stuff being made up. You could be possessed right now and not even know it!!

That's exactly how I felt. The show's cinematography shouldn't have drawn so much attention itself. It was very, "Look at me!" and it would have done better with basic internal/external reversal set-ups. Or hell, shoot some scenes in nothing but a master. The shallow depth of field look, struggling to find the…

And spousal abuse, apparently!

What an adorable dog!

That's white people for you. They take fucking forever to admit that they're wrong.

The use of "American Girl" was sooooo BAD!!

The Civil Rights Movement, continuing through to today.

Oh, it's not even that. I can handle Serious Stetting + Happy Pop Song. This is more like…. I dunno, it reminds me of if every dramatic scene underscored with a song was a different version of the Jurassic Park melodica cover: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I really liked the series, but one (minor) complaint I have is that for some reason, this show did not know how to use music. The composed score for the show was perfectly alright, but whenever there was a soundtrack selection, they would choose THE most ill-fitting song available to them, when millions of other…

My favorite thing I've seen a lot of is this bizarre, imaginary fear that getting consent is going to somehow kill romance. These kinds of comments always ask me to imagine a world where I have to stop what I'm doing and get out some paperwork and seek out a lawyer. Like, I dunno, maybe if you're afraid of taking a…