For me, a huge part of its appeal is that it's just soooo bad, but not in a typical way. It's not bad because of special effects or a low budget, it's bad because Tommy Wiseau is from Mars.

Mandy Moore is actually a shark and she was calling from inside the house the whole time!

Looper, maybe?

Yyyyyeeaaahhhh I'm pretty sure Dylann Roof, Tim McVeigh, basically every crazy militiaman countrywide, every abortion clinic bomber and the Ku Klux Klan make your fear of being killed seem a bit disingenuous.

Maybe I just hate Winston Churchill.

Oh, snow you didn't!

I think John Lithgow is one of those actors who, when they show up in a something, they brighten up any scene they're in. I just like seeing him appear in stuff. He's got a natural energy that's infectious. But for whatever reason, I just don't think he's very good in The Crown. I know people love him in it and…

My favorite is when people have to comment on what you're either reading or eating. It always reminds me of Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd goes, "Big Gulps, huh? Whelp, see ya later!"

I dunno, I've seen some pretty vindictive people in these comments here.

What? He's as good a songwriter as Monty Python is at comedy.

A pint of beer and a gutterlush. I smell romance!

He was actually saying, "Rape, rape, rape," I believe.

The idea of a teenage boy discovering himself to the point of producing a sticky, white substance makes me… uncomfortable.

That is soooo something Jon Snow would say.

Destiny is not a frivolous thing, Herpes. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale.

No matter how this show winds up, I just want to write a review so I can say, "Abashed, this critic sat, and saw how awful this show was."

Hey speaking of SparkNotes, does anyone remember the Stinky Meat/Stinky Feet projects from TheSpark.com?

Would Conservative America believe in global warming if the scientific community said the gays were doing it?

What the hell movies do these people even fucking watch? "An American Carol" for one, obviously. But do they just subsist on Christian direct-to-video shit like the Buttercream Gang, or what? When you're that full of rage, every movie that isn't awful would appear to have a liberal agenda.

"Do not touch God. Good advice!"