I don't think you're allowed to be in favor of the repeal of the AHCA and then criticize "libs" for not caring about healthcare.

"Most watched. Most trusted…. by your shitty relatives," doesn't have the same ring to it.

There was an earnestness in the original theme. That guy fuckin' meant it.

Well, I still own "Treasure of the Lost Lamp" on tape if that counts for anything.

"WHOA! This kid drinks a gallon of bleach! Incredible!"

Blaming the arts instead of, well, everything else that actually contributed to this incident reminds me of when the NRA spokesman blamed gun violence on movies that featured knife violence.

Right, it has nothing to do with the GOP's self-sustaining ouroboros of blaming every mass shooting on mental illness, defunding mental health facilities and healthcare in general, kowtowing to gun manufacturers and returning to blaming mental illness whenever something like this occurs.

Hey, Ebert liked it!

5'5" and I don't know how much I weigh right now exactly. Probably 170, trying to get it down to about 140-150.

I'm reading "White Teeth" by Zadie Smith for my book club and that fucker is 400-something pages and I'm about 100 pages in and I'm pretty sure I hate it. I wouldn't mind it being bland or whatever complaints I have so far if it wasn't 400 fucking pages.

Falling Down is my guilty pleasure. Racist as fuck, sure, but kind of good, still.

I would love it if the Black Mirror novels were shameless R.L. Stine rip-offs with every chapter ending in a cheap cliffhanger.

Now apologize for St. Elmo's Fire!

Well, there's always a seat available next to me. Always.

How the fuck did Prince and David Bowie both die the same year Donald Trump was elected President…. in real life?!?!

*stacks and stacks of millions of unpublished Black Mirror fan-fiction novels*

By "mean, mean, mean" I mean "fuck yeah, let's fuck these people"

English majors reject math and science? Something tells me you don't know what you're talking about.

Wait… Harry Lime is a woman?

I give conservatives a lot of shit for "BENGHAAAAAZI!" conspiracy theorists and such, but a lot of really, really stupid liberals believed, at the time, that Bush had access to a weather machine. Can you imagine a sillier mental image than that?