The U.S. version of The Office is really, really good! It ends up getting very, very bad but until then you're in for a goddamned treat.

Good! I had a lazy weekend, which felt much deserved. Made some pizza. Played some Skyrim for the first time in ages and was amazed I hadn't forgotten what I was doing in that damn game. Watched some Orange is the New Black.

Just make the rest of the Dark Universe entries direct-to-DVD. Universal still does the direct-to-DVD sequel thing (countless Tremors sequels, countless Rock-less Scorpion King sequels), so this should be par for the course for them.

I'm way too lazy to wade through the comments, but who was the lady that he killed? I'm not sure if I missed something or not.

And that one fucked-up lady who keeps yelling "One, one, nine!"

You and me both, buddy. I'm not sure where my final ranking of seasons will wind up, but The Law of Non-Contradiction is easily my favorite episode of the entire series. I adore season 3. If people don't agree, fuck it. It's not for them. But it feels like it was made specifically for me.

I still like it, but when I rewatched it for the first time as an adult, I was like, "Ohhhh…. wow. Okay." The big laughs the movie has, they're hilarious. A lot of the movie, though, is just…. goofy dad jokes? That aren't great?

I know you won't be able to understand this, but I have a lot of hate reserved for a guy who drugged and anally raped a young girl. I'm a happy guy who loathes a fugitive sex offender.

And even if he had been convicted, you wouldn't have cared!

He'll be remembered. As a rapist.

Yeah, I have values that place me in direct opposition to a pedophile. Your values prop him up and force you to defend him. Your values are spiritual dogshit.

You've already admitted you're scum, so fuck the fuck off.

You're defending a rapist, a rapist of an underage child with, "But he's never done it again!" and you're fucking comparing me to a group of murderous terrorists?

We're probably over it temporarily, until we get a better president and life is not so scary. Then, when things look better, we'll laugh at someone's public descent into madness once again.

You're the only one ravin' about it!

What do they call the spray that Trump applies to skin each day?!

What makes them complaining about Obama so much worse is that just one fucking presidency before him, GWB had made fucking history with the amount of vacation he took. Obama's golf days never came close to either the guy before or the guy after and that's all those fucking idiots could talk about. Goddamnit, they're…

Of course the glove doesn't fit Trump! No glove can fit such tiny hands!

They've defended much, much worse. Defending perjury to them is like you or I defending a movie some people don't like as much as we do.

Good luck on getting that fucking moron to make good on any one of his empty promises. The guy's like a deadbeat dad with vague promises of Disneyland.