Reading any statement by Donald Trump is the most fucking frustrating thing I'll read that day. "I didn't do it. Fuck no, I didn't. I don't even know the guy! But if I diiid? So what?"

My favorite complaint I see from Roman Polanski defenders is, “Do we need to keep talking about this when one of his movies comes out?!” It’s like… well, if you decide to be okay with works made by an admitted-but-not-convicted rapist, that’s kind of the price you have to pay. And it’s not even a big deal! If the…

I don't know. Like, I obviously adore the movies. I love movies. I love going to them… but the people who make them are largely either terrible people who allow horrible things to happen, or if they're not terrible people, they're really stupid and think that Roman Polanski's rape of a 13-year-old was like a huge…

Oh my god, I saw a trailer for some Chris Brown documentary PR piece and it was the fucking most bizarre thing I'd ever seen in my life. At one point he even says, "And then I'm considered a monster…"

I’m just saying I can’t understand how he gets as much support as he does. I’d still want the son of a bitch to go to prison if he was the nice guy he painted himself as, the victim of much tragedy who found solace in one terrible deed.

It doesn't help him any that, even if he wasn't a pedophile, he'd still be a world-famous asshole.

Roman Polanski is a bad person. A garbage person. Everything he, as a human, represents is dogshit. He treated Sharon Tate like shit and then used her death as a half-assed excuse to rape a fucking 13-year-old girl.

That's cool, baby. There's a ton of shit beloved by the AV Club that I just don't fucking get. Carley Rae Jepsen comes to mind.

I showed that movie to a friend of mine who I didn’t know it was silently traumatizing the hell out of. We watched it in silence, which is normal, but at the end of it, he was like, “I literally need to take a shower.”

I want the middle piece though! It'll be crooked on both sides!

For some reason, I find it kind of endearing when filmmakers I like a lot have a kind of shitty taste in movies.

The closest thing we have to that is David Gordon Green directing Pineapple Express.

I think, also, the idea that, even if you are horny, you should make sure that your partner is willing, not uncomfortable or too drunk to consent, makes them fucking sick. Like, what the fuck? You need permission? Even if you have a boner?!

You gotta watch The Man Who Wasn't There with audio commentary. They had a scene they had in mind but never filmed where Billy Bob sees a UFO land, a ton of tiny aliens run out of it, and he just snubs his cigarette, goes inside and puts a towel under the door so they can't get it.

I love the argument that seeking consent destroys romance.

Did you know that when he was college he had sex with lots of girls?!?!

I heard that a woman's penis is a hole. That strikes me as odd and disgusting. I hate them.

A friend of mine who is usually a person I agree with has unfortunately made me aware of this weird, anti-Obama biography by David J. Garrow and holy fucking shit, it amazes me the lengths some people will go through to shit on a dude for having the gall to… I don't know. Want to be president while being black? It's…

That everyone has them and you're an asshole!!

At least with season two… I don't know, the way my friend put it was that luckily, the UFO stuff was easily ignorable. Like, say it's a gross side-dish, like someone who doesn't make very good coleslaw. Like, that's fine… I just won't eat that. The rest of the meal was great!