Nah. I'd rather smell b.o., weed and patchouli any old day of the week over that stink of thin hair encrusted with hairspray, old man stink, failure, sexual assault and general meanness.

Now, I've been doing some research on this Zamfir fella, and turns out he's sold more albums worldwide than the Beatles. His music's better too.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

I say we only nominate people who've played King George VI.

"Hi. I liked you in the show about all the men who were mad."

Nah, he's not into "consensual" bullshit.

They myostleh cock play at night. Myostleh.

Fuck it, get Jared Harris.

Yeah but not when I kept asking where the hell my car keys were. That shit did not help.

How young? Like, younger but still kinda middle-aged like Jared Harris? Or new Spider-Man young?

Fuck it, I'll play butt-ass naked Dumbledore.

You should really have more upvotes for that, but there are 8 Men Out… they're outside, on a smoke break. They'll be back.

I had an idea for a show/movie… you have a noun for something that's usually associated with being good—like Santa or a teacher or a grandpa or a loving couple—but you put BAD in front of it. That shit is genius, yeah?

Made with a budget of $35 million it's so far made $80 million worldwide. Is more than doubling your budget somehow some sort of failure or something?

The new Ghostbusters may very well suck. I don't know, since I haven't seen it, since it's not fucking finished yet. And even if it does blow, there's a time to be snarky, and when it comes to being nice to dying children, it's probably not an appropriate time. But, what do I know? I'm just a guy who thinks movies…

At least I don't have to keep the same picture I've had for years anymore of me and my cat.

Hey, I had to do the dame thing. I had to ditch my old AV Club login. How will I know if anyone likes what I had to say about King of the Hill?!

Jeremy Irons' career is basically unable to be sunk. It's the voice. If anyone else had taken even HALF the shitty roles he did, their career'd be dead as fuck. But… since he, you know, has the voice and about a dozen GREAT movies under his belt, he can fuck up as much as he wants to.

Oh, yeah! I remember seeing that on Netflix or something. I remember it being not really necessarily bad, but not good enough that I remember anything except that the real story that it's based on was sadder and more fucked up.

I smell Oscar No. 4 for DDL!!!