Aaaaaand we’re done here for the day.

Consent?

Yeah...so...the acoustic version of Hurt (the Johnny Cash) is better than the original. They’re both great, but Cash’s wins all day. Also, the acoustic “Music When the Lights Go Out” by The Libertines (Pete Doherty version) is better than the album version. I will not be swayed.

A coworker just microwaved grocery store sushi cause raw fish grossed him out. Fuck this country. I quit.

Better than a new U2 album.

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

“According to the Fox broadcast, Cam had trouble with the dark shield on his helmet getting pushed into his eye.”

You expect them to be Saints?

And yet a necessity for much of the white collar world.

People do it everyday sitting in cubicles working 9-5.

Healthy? Probably not. Profitable? Hell yeah.

Stop it.

Excellent. I knew where that link was going. I’m an old.

Nope. Not gonna do it.

All these shit-ass clickbait articles on Facebook titled “[cute animal] trying/accomplishing [thing] is all of us,” or “this [noun] is everything.” No! No, the fuck it is not.

It’s probably been the sturdiest I’ve used. Also, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS.

We’ll Never Colonize Space

A. Beurre blanc is amazing on a steak.