My hate gives me focus and makes me stronger. I will let my Duke hate flow through me and go towards Michigan State. It will feel at ease there.

If I start a sentence to my wife with “Woman”, it had better be the start of a joke.   That shit doesn’t fly ( but her shoe will, at my face ).

I’m going to side with Kraft and his lawyers.   NO ONE needs to see this tape.  

Coming soon...

Dewey Oxberger’s travel theories...since we’re in Memphis, my porn goes on YOUR bill...if we were in Charlotte, your porn would go on MY bill.

Right. New Yorkers are the epitome of class.  It’s totally different in PHL.

Not gritty

We had a guy fill in for our roommate that was doing a semester abroad. He was a crew-cut version of Jon Belushi in Animal House. Short, stout, total lack of personal hygiene, and he creeped the fuck out of all the girls who would come by ( a number which decreased over the course of the semester ). He was in ROTC -…

Gronk pawn in game of life.

Truth.

Once you’ve lain with FuckJerry, can you really un-FuckJerry yourself?   I think not.

But whoever writes it, I’ll read it. I have to. Which is what happened with Jordan.   Closure, even if bad, is better than none.

I am fine with the movie / TV version of a book being different ( usually much worse ) than the books it was based on.   I just hope these books get finished.   Soon.

At least Harper didn’t say he was going to recruit Trout to DC.

Yes and no. IDK if Fultz was the consensus #1...he sure seemed like a can’t miss prospect, but there also seems to be a strong feeling that Ainge fleeced Colangelo when the C’s didn’t want Fultz anyway. But I agree with the Philly Homer bit...Colangelo took a chance and missed. Hinkie just kept hedging his bets.

It’s a bunch of shitheels claiming it’s them against the world, when the world is in fact set up to aid them in their shitheelery.

Yeah -- meant to type “mass produced”

I can easily accept someone else disliking Mayo...but Drew? He is the walking embodiment of Mayo. He’s pasty white, from MN, and likes all kinds of trash food ( which I also love ) that generally comes with mayo.

Do you know who produced Hidden Valley Ranch? Clorox.