I need some overbearing friend to go get married IN Paris so that I have no choice but to pony up for a cross-country flight and then bitch about it

The pic underneath the title = apropos.

So does Dennis.

Dudley’s pro ‘career’ is responsible for every talentless hack’s whining about he could have gone pro if only he were 7 feet tall.

just a shambling, plotless collection of random skits and incidents that never really gel into a movie

It’s explained in his name.  What did you expect?

Cam down here to the comments to say this.   Good job outta you.

Nice burner account, Drew.

I don’t think they manufacture ( now or at any point in the future ) a headset + microphone that could withstand the absolutely filthy existence of being inside a catcher’s mask. Within 5 minutes of the first inning the device would be clogged by seeds / lugeys / terbacky juice / gum and whatever the fuck else…

To all the parents of Jaxxtyns and Jaxxons. GTFOOH.

Shit call? Probably.

Gaffigan is a funny guy with a well-known affinity for bland, tasteless crap like Hot Pockets and fast food. If I were a craft brewer, I would be quite pleased that JG hadn’t advocated my brew.

No, but Bricktop might come by and chat about pigs.  Boris just wanted what was in the case.

All bets are off.

Welp...my contacts WERE dry and irritating me this morning before I read that.   

You’ve never been to Montauk

Crooked.

Mixing movies...but I love that cooked little mouth.

I love everything about Holly Hunter, and having her be the voice of Elastigirl just made this movie that much better.

I thought it was great that the fucktomb pictured was a garbage truck...I was thinking ‘Yeah, I could see Iggles fans using a garbage truck for a place to screw’