Despite the new porn hub spokesman in wherever SF plays, there hasn’t been a football team in the extended Bay Area for a long time

You’re doing this wrong.  Watch any movie that features a con man.  You lose the $5 bets, maybe two or three of them, and then you win the $100 bet.

When I traveled more frequently, I could justify the expense of joining the Delta Sky Club. There are a few of them that have self-service bars. Many, and I mean MANY, people filled their personal containers with wine or liquor as they stumbled out to their gate. I have never seen a FA question their sobriety or ask wh…

So I think if a crash is imminent and the pilot has instructed everyone to assume the position, adrenaline takes over and you STOP evacuating your bowels.

Not one Shaggy D.A. reference?   The system is broken.

Mike’s email:

PKD stories are PACKED full of great ideas for movies...but the movie versions are only loosely based on the books they came from.   Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is a good story, but with little resemblance to Blade Runner.

There is no heinous truth about Drumpf that one his supporters will not hesitate to counter with “What about Clinton, when she....”

Nah.  PK’s are high drama.   You’re either enraged that your player was fouled in the box or that the other guy obviously dove to get awarded a PK...or you’re emotionally spent after watching 120 minutes of gametime and need closure.

I enjoy Fool’s Gold as much as the next middle aged white guy...but I also realize that any time I hear the long version, the DJ only put in on so they could take a dump.

Diving coach for Portugal is Greg Louganis

They could really develop that yellow blob labeled The South if there was a more Southern bridge over the Chesapeake to the Eastern Shore...and by developed, I mean build more Royal Farms.

Assateague Island is great. Barrier islands are ever changing and a fishermen’s paradise. If the wind is from the West, then all that goes to shit and the black flies will eat you alive.

I actually smash the crumbs a little more before hoisting the bag over my face

and traveling too - he has happy feet

Not sure how I missed this article. As you may see by the handle, I wholeheartedly endorse Scrapple.

I’m not bitter

Go wipe your ass with your shitty flag.

I prefer to think of it as it’s free to get into NJ, but you have to pay to escape NJ.

Headstrong decision.