Nah. Eli isn’t pretending to be dumb. He is.

Where do I get some BigBurtonerBrand kicks?

sound like you more than fulfilled the baking requirements there

Sort of disappointed that the “email of the week” started out with Ghost Peppers and wasn’t a poop story.

Can it be all 10?

Aside from the ridiculous shape of the MD board... can we talk about how weirdly obsessed MD people are with their state flag? JFC, it’s ugly and they put it on everything from bikinis (well, that’s OK) to footbaw helmets

But TK has lost his fastball and lets his boring-ass son and the fuckin gidiot Chris Cilizza run his current show.

and there were two substitutes on the sidelines waiting to come in who could have made the same mistakes in just as funny a way... but no one felt they were as good as the starters

Dart Fan Club — Gollum is the president.

Andrew Luck has already made over $100 million, right? ( or that amount is guaranteed to him) He’ll be fine with a repaired shoulder and the Colts are still screwed, they don’t get another generational QB to play for them, and their fans are angry.

I didn’t see one mention of a vinegar / water spray to clean.

You miss it? I don’t want you to miss anything.

Shouldn’t that be the Phusion?

Jack Jack is the best baby. TITTL

“taking a knee”

If Flacco had shown the agility of the two ref’s closest to the fracas, he would be able to remember why he;s in Miami this morning.

You mean the chop block + holding that would have been a penalty in the NFL? No foul there.

This may be the most significant use of the FOIA ever.

Then you have been fortunate to have good Gate Agents that know their jobs.

I like to play YBYL with the other savvy travelers in the boarding area... you board, you lose the chance to get that last sweet, sweet upgrade to first class. If you have to worry about overhead space, you can’t play this game.