Tom Llamas never tips his bartenders.

Blah, blah, blah... tragic backstory.

Every flight out of DIA is now a redeye, amirite?

Nerp.

I don’t think it would matter to him. Donnie would demand the TV / PPV rights, host it at one of his hotels, talk / tweet about the fight for 6 months before it happens and then claim victory whether he lost or won.

Now where were we.... oh yeah, The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Malcolm Jenkins is used to people getting behind him... it’s just that they’re usually scoring TD’s

I live in SE PA and I spend time in MN for work and all the Gophers up there think I talk Southern, except for when I say Wooder. Nobody understands that.

I travel to MSP about 18 weeks a year for work. Last trip home, I saw a family board the plane that were all wearing Vikings gear... including 3 kids under 10 that all had AP jerseys. Sweet Jeebus. That should be grounds for CPS to step in and take them away.

This is Amurricuh. We’re fat. As pointed out, a fat guy could luck into a HR just by putting his weight behind it... there is no way that same fatass is lifting off to dunk.

You can buy a personal / portable hammock that attaches quickly to a pair of trees and folds up into a small bag in seconds.

Sounds like he was playing for the other team.

1. When I go on vacation, I can not poop.

Yeah, but the attackers couldn’t drive a manual... soooooo the car, as far as they were concerned, was stuck in neutral.

Preach on, brother.

Oh yeah?!? I’m an Iggles fan and... and... oh, fuck it,

Not a convenience store, but a great name nonetheless

Surly’s place is excellent. I was there solo on a recent trip to MSP and thought it would be fine for kids. OTOH, Wild Mind, which is near Diamond Lake, is just a bar and some picnic tables. Not a spot for kids.

Assuming Drew is in Rehoboth or Dewey... about 30 miles South of there is Assateague Island. There are groups of idiots that excavate ( “dig” doesn’t do it justice ) gigantic holes and line them with pallets to strengthen the walls.

I think the plural is Doofi, not Doofuses.