Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.

Friends, there is a distinction between "douchey" and "bitchy." If you're voting for Red Sox fans over Duke fans, you clearly do not understand such subtleties.

WE HAVE SHIRTS:

INORITE? Give me 15 minutes, a straw, and a magnum and I will give you a party.

Team Cocaine/Champagne!

When I was younger I'd have said LSD no question. But now that I'm well into adulthood I have too many heavy adult-like concerns to handle strong psychedelics like that without a total freakout. Coke makes me feel like I can take those concerns and pummel them into submission by sheer force of will.

WWPSD?

Oh good, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

Strangely, it just made me really want a fish taco.

To me the word vagina is no more sexy than the word penis - I would never use the anatomically correct word for either in sexy scenario.

Team 7-month old Baby over Team Terrible 22-pound Cat Monster any day ALL day.

Reason with it

Looks like it should be the title card of a Nick Jr. show about a girl named Olive who has goes on adventures in her backyard garden, and also you learn about produce.

That font should be shot and killed and buried in the desert.

LOLWUT?!

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Yo, Mayan prophecy, Im really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Ragnarok was one of the best apocalypses of all time.

THANK YOU.

With a 20,000 word think piece in The Atlantic?