Janet Weiss beat the living shit out of a drum kit on SK’s roster and it is extremely punk of her to tap out when the band is going as commercial as possible..

How dare she not give up all her worldly possessions when she bothers to express her opinion about income inequality. She should just shut up and demand sweatshop labor to try and triple her own wealth instead.

I mean, unless somebody is perfect, we really shouldn’t listen to anything they say, even when it’s right. So take your reasonableness elsewhere Abigail Disney, you rich person, and leave the space open for Howard Schultz!

I mean you can read it that way. It's a stupid way to read it, but sure. 

Yeah, no, this theory is completely incoherent. The reason why Adelaide couldn’t speak after her house of mirrors encounter is because she was one of the Tethered, and none of the Tethered can speak. So why on earth would anyone argue that Pluto’s inability to speak means that he’s not one of the Tethered?

As is the case for all crazy fan theories, my biggest question is “what does this add to the film if true?” What value would this have beyond a trick GOTCHA moment that lets you feel smarter for having picked up on it?

Because that’s what a lot of fan theories are. Attempts by fans to feel smarter for having seen “the…

If they keep the marketing like it is right now, you’ll go in having seen basically no footage of the major set pieces and action beats, which will be a pretty unique experience in this era.

Who wants to tell him?

If you want to avoid being labeled a sexist, misogynistic man baby, all you need to do is avoid engaging in sexist, misogynistic, man-baby behavior.

I had also heard they let anyone go with more than 7 years experience, as those were the higher paid people (probably with some kind of benefits). When I heard about this yesterday, I was disgusted. I’m not even going to my local Sonic anytime soon, even if not directly affiliated with these Sonics.  This is an abuse…

Maybe we’re just getting to the place where anyone with the title of ‘President’ is a total fucktard.

What the fuck is the big deal? Like, yeah, it’s unfortunate, but it was an interrogation gone wrong. These things HAPPEN. Sometimes you start off asking someone some questions and before you know it you’ve accidentally dismembered them to death with a bonesaw. Who among us? Glass houses and stones people. (Also, if…

Supreme Court hearings are constantly being interrupted by....

So come on down to the Comedy Cellar, and bring your friends.  And remember, if Louis CK shows up and metaphorically shows you his penis, you drink for free!!

Defamation or wrongful termination suits. She could be vindicated but go broke fighting the suit.

And you thought these nerd moguls smelled bad on the outside.

I guess the people who thought this would ruin his career (sunglasses) jumped the Gunn. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Of course, as we all know, purchasing food to take away involves a legally-binding contract indicating that all purchased food MUST be consumed within 45 minutes of the transaction’s completion. If she didn’t eat all those cupcakes right away, federal marshals would have shot her to death right in the middle of the…

why, just because she’s fat, does everyone think she’s going to go home and eat everything in one go? I am a fat person, I love sweets, I love savory foods, but if I tried to eat TWENTY cupcakes AND chocolate AND cookies I’d be puking. fat ladies might eat more than ONE cupcake unlike normal people like you who we can…

The only thing that could make it better is if she had given one to everyone in line except for that jackass (and the jackass by proxy) behind her. And if I’d have been in line behind her. Because then free cupcake.