If you don’t think what Wade did tonight fucking ruled, we can’t be friends and also please throw yourself into a dumpster.

I specifically take issue with the inclusion of a mermaid front and center on every Starbucks cup. They’re an abomination and Noah left them off the ark for a reason. There were space issues and they can swim anyway. Also they maybe consume human flesh.

But he forgot to mentioned how “admired” he was!

...You’re talking to Sean O’Neal, quite possibly the greatest snark-master ever to write for the AV Club, and one of the only things keeping a lot of us AV Clubbers here despite the kinjafication.

I hope they secretly filmed an episode of Curb where Bernie is playing Larry.

When I was a little kitten, I remember a friend of mine told me that the Ultimate Warrior died because his arm bands cut off his blood circulation and that he was replaced by a look-alike. I like that ending to the story better.

The laws are written that way to coerce people, even the innocent, to plead guilty, in return for a lesser penalty, and to compel testimony, even against the innocent. No matter how cynical you are about the workings of the Department of Justice, you should double it. You still won’t be cynical enough.

Welcome Mr.President!

It’s probably because of a few things:

We’re not worthy.

Too coherent and not enough CAPS to be real...

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

A religious person deliberately misinterpreted anecdotes to fit their own narrative?

That was a dumb thing you said, son.

I’ve been a dude on the internet since 1992. There is no point in the last 25 years that I’ve experienced anything close to the shit women get.

It infuriates me. I’m involved with comic book fandoms more so than anything else, and good god. Like how can you claim to like characters that fight to protect people and preserve life and still be such a shitty person? How can you claim to love the X-Men while not realizing that YOU WOULD BE A VILLAIN IN THOSE…

Nope. Not even close. I am a man who is frequently online and I have never and will never face the kind of harassment women do.

Do you really think that men face as much harassment as women online? Honestly?

I remember Azor Ahai tempering his blade with Nissa Nissa’s blood, but her becoming an Other (and the bride of the Night King) is not a thing that happened.

THIS WEBSITE IS UGLY AND YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL BAD