It’s about goddamn time. I remember seeing this guy at a Be Your Own Pet show in NYC about fifteen years ago. He looked like a scummy piece of shit then too.

Maybe...Just maybe...The defense should stay away from the phrase "He took it like a man."

Here’s your answer

I used work concert security for a venue and was mostly assigned to the acts themselves and stage security during the show. The one take away from that job was that the only good part of being rich and famous was being rich becuse the famous part seemed awful.

I just want everybody to know, this man does not speak for all lectroids.

Agreed. Theater tech, entire run of Drama classes, even did lighting design for one of our larger productions.

Mama Mia has good music that’s fun to sing along to.

That reads like someone paid to pretend to be a Cats fan, given a few basic concepts to work off of that were exhausted in a few minutes, then left to their own devices with a couple bottles of whisky. The transition from “creepy but on topic” to “sheer WTF” is about the only ‘breathtaking’ thing going on.

NO.

I think if you want a plantation wedding, you should really commit, you know? You should have the house darkies and field darkies working away; the sounds of screaming people being whipped; children being torn from the arms of their mothers that are being sold to another home miles away; the smells of open toilets and…

Yup. He was terminated as an FBI agent and the contents of his desk given away - including “a jug of what appears to be some kind of canola oil”. 

Yes. This question always kills me. Like, yeah, when you tip 20% on a really expensive meal or drink you’re probably “overpaying” for the effort it takes to serve it to you. But you’re also overpaying for the meal or drink in the first place, and you know it, so why draw the line at that? Just pony up the standard tip…

Yeah... the expensive shit exists as a flex, nothing more. That $250 shot exists to let somebody, really anybody in earshot, know that you’re perfectly fine literally pissing away a couple ounces of liquid.

On the other hand, we really do need to kill tipping culture. It IS ridiculous that server A makes $2 bucks for pouring a $10 shot while server B makes $50 doing the exact same work pouring a $250 shot.

Since the whole point of spending $250 on a shot of scotch is telling people that you spent $250 on a shot of scotch, go ahead and treat yourself and truthfully tell people that you spent $300 on a shot of scotch.

“any1 who dont like Peloton™ is a totall pedo guy *laughing-crying emoji*”

It would completely make my day if Peloton started calling people “pedo guy” for criticizing their ad. 

Checkmate, liberals!

Or just get a stationary bike and watch the Doctor Who serial “The Curse of Peladon,” one of the best third doctor stories! 

Nothing averts the negative attention of people laughing at your ad like sounding defensive, then self-owning with a supporter who can’t afford your product!