LOL. Honestly, most of the lesbians I know hate men WAY less than I do.

Am man hater, can confirm. It’s never cost me so much as a penny. And almost daily, I get some sort of confirmation that my avoidance of men is the correct choice. Like today at my job, when a man chose to make up an easily disprovable lie about me and my work rather than spend 4 seconds proofreading 2 order lines.…

Only 10?

Thank you for noting that the past tense of to plead, in the legal context, is most commonly not pleaded. There is debate because of course. There is debate about everything now.

I once had sex with my partner while he was rocking a no-pants-tshirt-only Winnie-the-Pooh look, so he may register NO complaints in this department.

The thought of putting on a thong makes me wanna pass out from stress.

Andrew Sullivan is the perfect example of everything Sarah Jeong said about white men.

Yes you can ! Amen 

Organized crime 

She was clearly terrified too, that’s why she came outside.

I’m like ... she’s just ...

You mean I can watch guys have sex without having to pay for their transportation to my secret sex grotto?

No one gets burnt by Apatow but Apatow.

Based on the possibly unhealthy number of stories/reporting I’ve read about Scientology and their stance on the Internet, I ABSOLUTELY believe that their most strongly-cocooned and most famous spokesmodel had NO IDEA there was porn on there.

Guess we’re not having guacamole tonight...

If all these trucks crashed together you could just add a Salty Waitress or 2 and you’d have the basic fixins for a Waffle House.

And they apparently don’t respond to yelling.  This city boy’s assumption of the overalled pig farmer yelling “yip YIP sooEEY” is crushed.

I want the liberty of being free of religion.