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Cheers, Darling!

Cheers, darling!

Cheers, darling!

Why not both? After the heavy pointy book slam drop onto his junk, maybe I’d holler, “Oh, my lard, I am so SORRY! I bet if your dick was inside your pants, it wouldn’t have gotten mashed!

Yorba Linda Public Library circa 1979.

Gross!

From Years Past: Battle of the Baby Princes!

Oh he was 100% feelin’ the breeze ticklin’ his prick.

Hahaha, my band is called Too Late for Kegels.

What about exploiting her? Encouraging her to perform and record when she was not at her best?

Guaranteed to turn your skin a weird greenish color wherever it touches.

Of the public sexual transgressions I have experienced, it would be hard to recall which has been more frequent: guys pulling out their dicks, unsolicited, (which in internet chatroom days morphed to unsolicited rando dick pics) and physical gropings by strange guys.

Hahaha Bianca is my all time Drag Race Fave, so scathing! Who is she speaking to in the gif?

Not quite plated, more like “Gold Tone”

Well, that’s true enough, what’s the confusion?

Toobin: one of those guys who accidentally lets his dick & balls hang out the leg of his shorts while he’s sitting on a chair in the library.

Looks like the blue gel is full of pee pee, and there may be a hard turd in the back.

Oh, he’s stayed all doped up years before getting sick. I’d be surprised if he could feel himself punching his own wilted dick.

I bet they got a good 24 years of slave labor out of this man already. He should not be on parole.

He just wanted to bring all the boys to the yard.