Agree...tighty whities gone gray-brown. Sniff deeply, rapist.

I’d prefer Danny the Rapist wear a bigger mask...one that covers his whole rapey scientologist face.

Don the Con has done nothing graciously for his entire lifetime. Losing is not going to make him change.

I want Walter Sobchak to handle this gold bricker.

Your mom isn’t wrong about corruption. But glad she voted!

Just use the stuff in your carry on bag.

I asked, and I better get!

*WheezeLaughed*

WHO?: “Less than 10 minutes after he left my car started hyperventilating and died at the er”

Hi everyone, I DID MY ABSEBNTEE BALLOT TODAY AND I FEEL GOOD. Also, walked the beach 5/6 days this week. Up from complete indoor slug mode, will up the distance next week. Saw dolphins!

Rapist Mike Tyson made me not watch Shark Week. Fuck that guy.

Motorized casters, you forgot to say motorized.

I 100% understand you! I once went hungover to the DMV to renew my license after being out the night before and I brought my folding lawn chair and people HATED ME WITH THEIR EYES and I did not give a single fuck. I was comfortable! I would never ever knowingly enter into a long line situation without a a light and…

OhmyfuckinggawdYES!

KH was hoping that fly would lay eggs that turned into Pence face-eating maggots. No way she’d swat it away.

Let’s get these inspectors going after De Joy then, for sure. That turd has constipated the whole mail system.

Contraception prevents abortion BUT it also prevents asserting complete control over women’s bodily autonomy.

Duke is a mouth breather, and looks like I am pinching his tiny head.

Hahaha, “Slim”! Certainly his nickname would be Bigly Tubs.

That baseball card pic is how I remember JM, from watching so much of the baseball in the 70s. He was an all-around great player, I remember thinking his sideburns (tho not quite pork chop) gave his personal style some pizazz. RIP.