That sounds terrible.

I am placing this here for you:

Doc Marten’s oxfords I owned in the 80s/90s were so sturdy and all purpose and suited my style at the time, but lard did they make my ankles sore from their cumbersome weight. They never shredded my skin and they had to be alternated with other shoes because of the aforementioned ankle torment.

This makes me feel so stabby.

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I am a woman. No one told me there was a march. 

Ugh, a few years ago I had some specky mold/mildew stuff that just grew and grew, bleach be damned. Turns out my bedroom had no insulation the walls, they would SWEAT, dripping water like I’d just had a shower on my bed. Landlord ended up hiring a swindler mold remediation guy who tore out the dry wall, replaced and…

Haha maybe, maybe NOT.

Really? Two thirds of that throuple are unfuckable. UNFUCKABLE I say!

If it isn’t limited to one genre, it should have a name that reflects inclusivity.

There was a House Hunters International episode with a woman moving to Ghana that broadcast in the last few months. It was the most exciting* episode I have seen in a long time! Look it up!

It should just be a musicians’ hall of fame because rock is dead and they are inducting people who are/were distinctly not associated with ‘rock’ in any form. Does anyone even give the tiniest shit about this institution?

Some credit union should get him for spokesperson.

Hilarious! She’s dead but you’re funny!

I just saw the Brooklyn Nine-Nine episode he was on (I’m late!) and he was so FUNNY. IDGAF about football but I like this guy’s attitude and sense of humor.

This is the funniest Emily Alford line I have read: “Being married is very difficult, which is why so many people have to practice multiple times before meeting the person they will eventually die with.”

  Wig wig wig wig wig WIG!

Bruce!

I truly laughed out loud at this picture. The personalities as well as the likenesses are similar!