Exactly what I thought. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaant!

There is a reason people are commonly cursed with “stepping on legos in the middle of the night.” I don’t even have kids and my arch hurts thinking about it.

Sorry want to reply but kinja is a shithole.

So, this kid grew up to be a racist basketball coach?

Maybe it’s about fair competition for college scholarships for female athletes?

If only, eh, Doctor?

Hmmm, weren’t many people talking about how using Mara Lago was a BAD idea because of security issues?

He’s very handsome and not covered in tattoos and I like that. Can he please wear the short shorts of yore since he’s been around so long? TIA.

No pic of Beyonce?! I have only seen pic of her sitting down looking lost in the poofiness of her dress.

The yellow dress is bright & lemony, not buttery at all. Would not eat butter that color.

I dunno if that green outfit is even a tux. How is it not just a “suit”?

How? A team of professional stylists!

Re: ...Incident of Dog in the Nighttime: I loved when the kid would say, “I wanted to do groaning.” I want to do groaning all the time myself.

“Block This Caller”

MacGyvered that!

And combing their hair with fish skeletons they find in trash can!

Texas.

You sick fuck. All the love!

Hi there, sorry you had to get a new name. Happy New Year!

I bet it wasn’t the first time for this fella.