His lips look like there’s dried blood all over them.

Hey!

As an old person I want to say a few things to you: I don’t think anyone is meant to be forever with the person they’re with at 29. If you’re sexually incompatible, you’d be doing yourself a real disservice to settle at this age. Cut those losses. Twenty-nine is a year of casting off and trying something new, whether…

I learned to make Guatemalan style tamales wrapped in white paper from my teaching assistant when we made them with the children. (Hola, Ms Elena!) We made corn and cheese and chile tamales and everyone loved them.

It’s in California, off the 5 freeway Fresno exit but west of Fresno, in a hilly area. They have cabins, camping and AirStream trailers to rent. There are clothing optional tubs, bathing suit required tubs and a big swimming pool. The tubs are individual clawfoot tubs that you can keep filled with hot water. I love…

Cheers to Bruce and his new home. He really is a perfect specimen of a B Kliban cat: total meatloaf!

YES! Cut them off completely if that feels best. By “saying Hi,” I only meant in the most breezy, perfunctory way, as you rush by, always in a hurry. I have no problem cutting someone dead, especially assholes who deserve it. SNUB AWAY.

Thanks. It really is relaxing, that’s why I am going back. Also hope to get a massage.

Avoid avoid avoid. If they ask, just say, I don’t think it has worked out being friends. Let’s just be [cordial] neighbors who say hi.

I am going to a hot springs place and I am going to soak in the tubs all the 30th and 31st (my heinous bday). I was there last year and the sulphur water really helped my crackled skin. Last year I learned there is a meteorite shower every year late Dec—early Jan. I never knew! I saw so many shooting stars!

Did a shit ton of baking yesterday, now I am pretty much over it.

It’s four days till Christmas and that just makes me excited that Mardi Gras is right around the corner.

Reese peaked early. She has never topped Freeway and Election.

In other news, Rapist Escapes Bat Beating by Bad Dad.

His prime was earlier:

SAME! ALL of these things are happening!

So cute!

The kinja websites and ONLY the kinja websites are a fucked up mess that makes scrolling a mental torture that may cause actual seizures in users who persist in trying even though the screen bounces up and down and the beachball spins with each and every click before the screen rearranges itself higher or lower. Whatev…

Each one is doing the fig leaf. What are the awkward rich men so scared of they can’t just be cool?

That stupid dildo building has annoying light shows blazing all over it at night. I wonder if it has distracted anyone into car accidents.