Well! I do fancy myself a Gal Detective and I AM reading Harriet the Spy to some school age kids right now...so that’s how I figured I’d work around just posting contact info outright where anyone could see it <horrors!>

I’m in SF and I am living as close to the beach as I ever have (other than on vacations). Takes about 10 minutes to get there from my house. Nice view from yesterday:

If there is a mechanism for private discussions, I dunno what or where it is. So, I just asked in a thread if they’d like to hang out when I was in town and got an affirmative answer. Then I went to that person’s discussions and left coded information in old threads so we could make contact. Like spies do. After that…

SF has some tall buildings but the density is a fraction of NYC. Most areas have limits on residential building heights. Things are MASSIVE in NYC. It’s kinda dazzling.

People were totally nice—-folks checked in to ask if I needed help when I was staring at the subway map, and people asked ME for help...because I somehow looked like I know things? A small guy tried to catch me on the street when I rolled my ankle and staggered for a while trying to catch my balance...I probably would…

I recently had my first trip to NYC over the week of Thanksgiving, and it exceeded my expectations. I spent a lot of time researching and planning to make the best use of my free time (I was there on a work trip.) I had a list of things to do and places to eat that far outnumbered the days and meals/snacks I could…

Did he shoot his eye out? Cause that would’ve been really good revenge.

Superb! 

Sorry, can’t, don’t have a counterpoint. You win.

Well, Jennifer Coolidge, then.

Wut>>>>Ben Affleck had a blow out with JENNIFER ANISTON outside Jennifer GARNER’S HOUSE????

There is nothing to fight about. Latkes win by miles.

Hello, Latke Queen here. Latkes are the best! Pro Tips:

Since Lizzo’s debacle with the postmates delivery, has anyone else noticed and laughed about her song being featured on a grubhub commercial?

The fairness of the demand is not a question, it’s the way the demand is issued.

“Common interests,” “access.”

A: Common interests, shared acquaintances, access, exclusivity.

Remember on Mad Men, when Lane Pryce’s father came to town to tell him to patch things up with his wife and he soon met Lane’s black Playboy bunny girlfriend? And when Lane said no, he wasn’t going back to his wife, Lane’s father whomped him with his cane, knocking off his smart guy glasses as he fell to the floor,…

I was in a gym locker room after my shower, buttering up with the Palmer’s cocoa buttah in the tub. Some woman walked in and wailed, “It smells like cookies in here! That’s not fair!”

Hey, after the MOMA, I went to Dutch Fred’s and had crab cakes and the eggplant chips! Good tip! Dutch Fred says, “You have the right to STFU!”