My mom always said throwing up or fever means you’re sick.

I will fully welcome our Ant Overlords as well

“I’ll be played by Jimmy Smits” (Krusty to Troy McLure on Circus of the Stars detailing his upcoming movie of the week about Krusty’s struggle with Percadan addiction.)

Wendell Pierce is f*cking awesome.

That is all.

No joke I had to wipe away some tears of joy on watching that.

Trump is the most blatant of the *many* grifters that have taken to running for office under the Republican banner. Most of them have had the decency to drop out once they got famous enough to get paid speaking/ FoxNews gigs, but Trump is already famous so I’m not sure how he’s going to spin this yet.

Yes. I think the “liberal media” is surprisingly unwilling to call the conservative’s BS most of the time.

Yassss to perpetual singledom & rescue dogs lol here’s mine

Perpetual single, too, and...yeah, I just can’t relate to this. Since adolescence I was always quick to wave buh-bye at the first sign of trouble and could never relate to my friends and the shit they put up with to work things about with their boyfriends. I’m missing a gene or something.

ALSO WE CAN SNORE AND FART UP OUR OWN KING SIZED BEDS THAT WE SHARE WITH NO ONE EXCEPT SAID RESCUE PETS. ALSO, 7PM BEDTIMES.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

Oh, piss off. This isn’t about white people. This is about Goddamn HIPPIES! Get it right. They had sex on a bed in a van in front of the ocean during a sunset. Is there anything more hippie than this? Oh, wait, there is. Having a roll on a blanket covered in brightly colored flowers in their backyard and using petals…

Of course it’s harmless. But I think exhibitionists should own it and just say they love the attention, rather than trying to pass this off as some altruistic lesson to the world on how to make sweet, sweet love. That’s what elicits eye rolls, not the exhibitionism itself.

“Waaah, I don’t want to see the byproduct of the very same inequality that benefits me!”

One of my favourites

I'm petty enough of a bitch that as a person who does not necessarily believe in the second coming of Christ is still rooting for it happening soon so Jesus can whoop some Christian ass and I can eat popcorn like a nosy bitch in the front row

Yeah, but JC shook the slut demons right out of her! After than, the sluttiest thing she did was oil up his feet (which to be fair is still a bit slutty...)