I loved the way she looked up at her parent (presumably) with that shit-eating grin when she read the effenheimers. Her face was all like, “I’m swearing! OMG, I’m swearing right now, in front of my dad, and it’s the F-word, and it’s totally fine! OMG!”

Prediction: that mask is full of his own dirty underwear.

That’s nothing. I was Geraldo Rivera’s moustache from 1983-1987.

Nobody enjoys being hounded by the police.

My SIL’s ex would do this. He traveled for work a fair amount, so my SIL would actually offer to trade times so he could, you know, spend time with his kids, as opposed to the girls sitting in the house with a stepmom and stepsisters who had no interest in doing anything with them. He would pretty much always refuse,…

I hope they checked to see if he was microCHiPped.

All he needed was a little hand...

That was a dogged pursuit.

He was headed to Oakland after learning that the rent on his doghouse had been jacked up to $2900/month.

JC, mine was doing that yesterday! I promise I did not post that 45 times. Lol

Omg it is SO FUN! Please tell me you live in LA and will come do this with me.

One time I was hiking alone in a very narrow, deep valley at Montana de Oro State Park. Just before dark. Above me, the wind was tossing the trees around wildly, but all was still and lovely down where I was, by the creek.

Several years ago I spent time in Rocky Mountain National Park with some friends. We spent 10 days back-country camping while there. One morning I woke up to a cow elk just chilling out less than 20 feet from my tent. During that trip I saw tons of elk, mule deer, a couple of moose, bighorn sheep, and even two…

It was a rather risqué limerick. We don’t keep in touch anymore. She knows what she said.

Came across this fellow planted firmly in the middle of my path while hiking in Scotland :)

Light pollution-free sky is like going to Narnia or something.

I live in a place very close to nature, so I’m lucky (and it’s still a city, so I’m super lucky). My favorite thing is sting rays in the harbor. One morning, my friend and I met at the beach to do our bellydance, which I’ve enjoyed doing ankle deep in the harbor (with a shorter skirt and bare ankles/shins). The RAYS…

About two years ago, I was hiking on Pilot Mountain in NC with my then-roommate. We reached an overlook about halfway up the trail, climbed out onto a flat boulder, and just chilled and read books looking out over the landscape. I need to spend more time in nature; I miss it.

My favorite is being at a family reunion in a tiny little town in far northwestern Nebraska, looking up at the night sky and upon seeing thousands of stars, saying to my brothers “Hey! What’s with all the stars?”

I saw a squirrel drinking coffee out of my sister’s unattended mug one morning. And many sunrises/sunsets over the Great Lakes.